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Airplane Reading

What does one read on a long-haul flight?

It’s a more complicated question than you think. You want a book that isn’t too thick that it becomes cumbersome to carry, but not so thin that you finish it before you land. You also want a book that is entertaining and that doesn’t require too much thought but yet won’t make you feel like you are losing brain cells by reading it.

I tend to go for thrillers, sci fi/fantasy and the occasional bit of chick lit myself.  Here, a few suggestions which, in my humble opinion,  make the time (and the miles) fly by:

THE EIGHT by Katherine Neville

Long before the DaVinci Code, Ms. Neville was writing thrillers about secret societies, lost artifacts, puzzles and codes and the like. There’s a very “movie” feel to her books and that’s a good thing when you’re on a plane because you can kind of forget where you are for a while.

“The Eight”, in particular, is a lot of fun. It involves a chess set that holds a code that unlocks a secret. This chess set is broken up into pieces scattered all around the world. Neville makes us journey through time and continents to put everything together again. Freemasons, the KGB, chess players, a feisty French nun, a fortune teller and a whole bunch of historical figures accompany you through this romp.

STORY OF MY LIFE by Jay McInerney

Jay McInerney is not a name you would normally associate with airplane reading, but this particular novel (written all the way back in 1987 and still fresh as paint today) works really well.

As with most of McInerney’s books, this one tells the story of a young person’s apparently glamorous life and the tragic reality behind it. The young person in this story is Alison Poole, twentysomething postmodern girl, and her crew of life-in-the-fast-lane friends.  What makes it so terrific, though, is that it is told in Alison’s voice and Alison happens to be funny as hell (and if you read McInerney, you know that funny as hell is not a description that generally goes with his work). She’s  so completely candid and real and so likeable in her own twisted way that you’ll be turning the pages praying she gets out of whatever mess she happens to be in at the same time that you are laughing at the absurdity of her situations.  As the train wreck that is her life careens toward its inevitable conclusion, you realize that there are hundreds of Alisons out there to this very day. Victims of time and place whom, you can only hope, will be able to extract themselves from it all. By the time you’ve finished ruminating about that, your plane will be landing.


Here’s a bit of silliness for you. Historical chick lit, or Period Rom Com, if you will.

“The Secret History of the Pink Carnation” is  the first in a series that I am wanting to get my hands on. I picked up the second book in the series (The Masque of the Black Tulip) first, and now I want to read them all.

Set around the time of the French revolution, these books might best be described as romantic spy capers. An odd sounding hybrid, but it works quite nicely. The Pink Carnation is an English spy wannabe who aspires to be the next Scarlet Pimpernel. That’s a tall enough order considering she is a girl, but it is all the harder because she is expected to be coming out in proper society and to make a good marriage match.  Complications abound,  romance  blossoms, bosoms heave and lives are endangered. I love it!

Willig did not set out to write a serious set of books, she did it for fun to relieve the stress of her grad school exams, and FUN is the operative word here. It’s all very tongue-in-cheek as she turns the historical romance and espionage genres on their ears to come up with this madcap hybrid. Lighthearted, fast paced, entertaining and not badly written either, in terms of dialogue, you could do much worse than to pick up one of Willig’s books before boarding that aircraft.

You’re not going to come away with anything deep, but who cares?


I know. I know. RUPERT HOLMES?!?! The guy who wrote the Pina Colada song? (Correct title: Escape, for those of you who nitpick about that sort of thing). The guy responsible for “Terminal” and that answering machine song? HIM?

Although he may be best known as the guy who wrote several annoyingly catchy songs-with-stories in the late 70’s-early 80’s, Rupert Holmes is also the author of “The Mystery of Edwin Drood”, a Tony Award winning musical.(It was a whodunit where the audience decided each and every night on who the murderer was) The man can write, and his storytelling prowess is evident in this mystery novel. A girl is found dead in the room of a once-famous hollywood comedy duo and while neither is accused, this becomes the cause of the break up of their act. Years later, a young journalist decides to investigate what REALLY happened and finds herself involved neck deep in something likely to make her the next victim. I was surprisingly entertained and found myself gobbling up this book.  And now I find out they’ve made a film! OOH! Rupert, my man, you’ve got skills!

And admit it…you’ve all sung that Pina Colada song with gusto at one time or another.


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I know it sounds like a bad joke, but there you go. I first stumbled upon the trailer of the film version of “Let The Right One In” sometime last year. It looked eerie, with a very European film festival feel (hazy, stark and  subtitled). Later on, I found out it had been based on a book by John Ajvide Lindqvist. This week, I finally got to read it and I have to tell you…it was creepy.

Any horror story becomes ten times more horrific when there are children in it. Remember the Omen? The Exorcist? The Bad Seed? Lindqvist’s book is no exception. The story revolves around the friendship between 12-year-old Oskar and his strange next door neighbor, Eli. Oskar lives with his mother, is bullied at school and occasionally visits his alcoholic father. Eli only comes out at night, is highly intelligent and can see in the dark. As the two become closer, Eli helps Oskar deal with his tormentors and Oskar becomes privy to Eli’s strange past and bizarre condition.

As vampire books go, it strikes all the right notes. It stays true to the conventions of the genre and does not glamorize the vampire in any way. Eli is not a beautiful, sexy, invincible vampire. Though she has extraordinary strength, in many ways she is vulnerable. She is often smelly because she forgets to bathe. When she is not able to feed for a few days she begins to look weaker and her hair whitens. When the vampire instinct overtakes her, she yells at Oskar to flee because she knows she cannot help herself. There is also plenty of gore and a lot of don’t-go-out-in-the-dark moments if you are into that kind of thing (and if you dig horror novels, you probably are).

What makes “Let the Right One In” shine to me, though, is its ambiguity. I love books where things aren’t black and white. It’s not always easy to tell who is truly good and who is truly evil here. Everyone is defined by their motives and in many cases, the humans are less humane than the vampires. When Oskar finds out Eli is a vampire for instance, he is horrified. But Eli reminds him that he would kill people if he could, because he wants to. She does it because she has to. You get the sense she wouldn’t, if there were any other way.

Read this book when you want a good scare creeping up your spine, then double your pleasure by seeking out the film. It’s been very well reviewed and the clips I’ve seen online look terrific.

Ah Sweden, you fascinate me.

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Book Club Day!

After a considerable hiatus, our Book Club finally had a meeting today! It was the first one for this year and I had a great time.

There are lot of really tall girls in our club and then there are some very petite ones (myself included) and when we are together it kind of resembles a meeting between Hobbits and Elves (the tall ethereal Tolkien kind of Elves). It’s a group of 10 when we are all there (which has happened maybe twice in our history) and we’re all roughly the same age. We like our discussions to be light and lively and always accompanied by good eats! Our goal is to pick up books we might not ever have thought of reading otherwise and so we tend to be eclectic in our choices. We haven’t done too many of the Book Club standards but we HAVE read Antonia Fraser’s “Marie Antoinette”, David Sedaris’ “Me Talk Pretty One Day” (whose reading we all trooped to hear when he was in town) and  “Twilight” (many of us have young daughters and wanted to see what the fuss was about). Go ahead and try to figure out what those titles have in common!

At the discussion today, we worked our way through a set of guide questions and a bottle of rosé and then we gave the book our star rating (it averaged 4 out of 5 stars) and cast our own hypothetical film version (votes for Kalle Blomkvist included Liam Neeson and Leo di Caprio and for Lisbeth Salander we were thinking a younger Bridget Fonda or Natalie Portman or any other waifish girl who has played a young assassin in her career). This is generally how all our discussions go, whatever we are reading, although sometimes a book inspires us to be creative. Hence, we have gone dancing barefoot in the moonlight (Mists of Avalon), donned disguises at lunchtime (Garlic and Sapphires) and eaten all sorts of themed meals (Persian for The Kite Runner, high tea for Pride and Prejudice, Chinese for Empress Orchid).

The book for discussion was “The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo” and for once, everyone at the meeting actually read the book. This is a rarer occurrence than you would expect although I have found that it is the same for book clubs the world over!  Theming our meal this time would have meant Swedish meatballs OR boxes and boxes of frozen pizza (Lisbeth Salander’s meal of choice) so we nixed that idea, thank goodness. Next month, we’re doing “Alice in Wonderland”. I am planning the mad tea party as I speak!

It sounds a little nerdy but a book club can really be a great way to share the reading experience. I’m quite happy that I’m in one. Just thought I’d say that. 🙂

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In the wake of “Alice”, a few more film versions of some of my favorite books which I found lacking. Have you got any more to add to this list?

THE GOLDEN COMPASS (Based on the novel by Philip Pullman)

If you never read this first book in the  brilliant, beautiful “His Dark Materials” trilogy by Philip Pullman, the film’s plot probably won’t make any sense to you. The books deserve a post all their own but the film? Eh.

THE LEAGUE OF EXTRAORDINARY GENTLEMEN (Based on the graphic novel by Alan Moore)

Nemo’s got the Nautilus. Quartermain’s got that Indiana Jones vibe around him, Mina Harker has seen Dracula and lived to tell the tale. The Invisible Man and Jekyll/Hyde…obvious candidates. Dorian Gray? For me, an unecessary addition but fine, fine. He’s got that thing going with his portrait. But TOM SAWYER?!?! COME ON! Someone tell me how on earth he qualifies as extraordinary, especially beside THIS cast of characters. The graphic novel was way, way better.

THE BONFIRE OF THE VANITIES (Based on the novel by Tom Wolfe)

This is why we should never make films out of Tom Wolfe books. They are big, juicy things meant to be savored and enjoyed for the richness of the writing. For terms like “social x-rays” and “masters of the universe”! For characters so excellently developed that they just jump off the page! For the way that all these characters’ lives somehow twist and turn to come together! A Tom Wolfe novel comes out about once every 10 years and each one is cause to celebrate. Each one is also crazy thick, making it well near impossible to condense any of these books into a 2-hour movie, no matter how much star power you use.  This film featured Tom Hanks, Bruce Willis, Morgan Freeman and Melanie Griffith. And it STILL sucked.

WHERE THE WILD THINGS ARE (Based on the book by Maurice Sendak)

This is actually a beautifully shot film with a soundtrack that I’m dying to buy. The problem is, it doesn’t capture the spirit of the book upon it was based. “Where the Wild Things”, the book is a positive, upbeat adventure…it’s a joyful thing, really. Max, the book’s protagonist is a naughty boy to be sure. But somehow you know his naughtiness is more the standard-issue rambunctiousness of a little boy, and that he is generally happy and content, sometimes quite nice and always loved. The Max of this film is a kid with issues. He misses his dad, his teenage sister ignores him and his mother, although loving, has her own problems. Too much angst, not enough wild rumpus.

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We’re All Mad Here

I love “Alice in Wonderland” and I love Tim Burton so I fully expected his new film to be a match made in heaven. I finally got to see it today, in glorious 3D. It looked marvelous and I had as good a time as I always have when watching a Burton film. Yet I felt a little underwhelmed. Curiouser and curiouser.

The book is a Burton film waiting to happen and if he had stayed true to the text, it would have been a match made in heaven. Instead, he sets his film several years later. Alice (Mia Wasikowka) is now 20 years old and returns to Wonderland to save everyone from the tyrannical Red Queen (played marvelously and maliciously by Helena Bonham Carter). She is aided in her quest by her old friends, the Tweedles, the Dormouse, the Caterpillar, the White Queen (Ann Hathaway who wasn’t half bad. Her Disney-princess-gone-awry aura is slyly funny and more than a little creepy) and of course, the Mad Hatter (no one plays Mad  like Johnny Depp, although maybe he should lay off playing the loonies for a bit as it is all I remember him doing in the last few years). There are also some really cool CGI cast members including the spot-on Cheshire Cat and Absolom the Caterpillar (voiced very wisely by Alan Rickman). Individually, I loved them all. However, you can have all the terrific characters in the world but without a good story the point is moot, and the story here is as weak as the March Hare’s tea. I’m not an Alice purist by any means. I read and watch every single Alice-based story I can get my hands on and truthfully, there are far superior ones out there. This screenplay has, as the Mad Hatter says, made  the Alice story lose a lot of its “muchness”.

Three things I liked about it, in no particular order:

1.) The excellent cast, as mentioned above.

2.) The film’s wonderful look and feel. Burton’s vision is like no other and this is a visual treat.

3.) Danny Elfman’s score.  He is the musical equivalent of Burton and together they are unstoppable.

And some things I disliked, again in random order:

1.) The fact that the Red Queen is actually the Queen of Hearts. In the book, she is a chess piece. She and her sister the White Queen figure in “Through the Looking Glass”, which takes place on a chessboard.  The Queen of Hearts, she of the tarts and card soldiers and rose garden, is from the first book. These things bug me.

2.) The Mad Hatter in this film seems to have both a conscience and a heart. His madness is the thing that makes him HIM.I don’t like my hatters even slightly lucid at any time. Nor do I want them sentimental. I like them gleefully mad. Or sinister and mad. But please, just mad!

3.) The general lack of wit and wordplay that was so prevalent in the books.

I  waited an entire year for this film and while I had a good time,  in the end it did not make me feel as satisfied as a really good film should. Three out of Five teacups for this one.

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Yahoo! Amy Sedaris is writing a new book!  I just saw this on Amazon.com:

“America’s most delightfully unconventional hostess and the bestselling author of I Like You delivers a new book that will forever change the world of crafting. According to Amy Sedaris, it’s often been said that ugly people craft and attractive people have sex. In her new book, SIMPLE TIMES:CRAFTS FOR POOR PEOPLE, she sets the record straight. Demonstrating that crafting is one of life’s more pleasurable and constructive leisure activities, Sedaris shows that anyone with a couple of hours to kill and access to pipe cleaners can join the elite society of crafters.”

Hahahaha! If you’ve never encountered Amy Sedaris,  google her this instant. Better yet, check out youtube (her Letterman appearances are particularly funny and there are a ton). Amy is an actress/comedienne and the sister of writer David Sedaris (more on him in another post.)She is completely insane, and i mean that in the best way possible. Watching (or reading) Amy has the same effect that getting happily tipsy does, but without the next day hangover.  Although there’s a distinct 50’s-gone-wrong vibe to Amy that makes it feel appropriate to have a martini in hand while you see what she’s up to. I can’t wait till this book comes out and see what new ideas she has drummed up about, say, what to do with googly eyes or clever gifts involving the use of felt and pantyhose.

Her last book, “I Like You: Hospitality Under the Influence” will give you an idea of where the next one is headed. It’s a rather brilliantly funny book which won the 2007 Quill award as the best book in the Humor Category and garnered its share of good reviews (check those out here: http://www.amysedarisrocks.com/reviews.htm).

A bizarre cross between Martha Stewart and a Christopher Guest film, and this “entertaining book about entertaining” will bring out your inner slightly-inebriated party giving diva in no time. But it’s NOT a novelty book; the recipes are real  and culled from sources as diverse as friends and families, the girl scouts, and the backs of boxes. (She actually sells her cupcakes and cheese balls in select locations in Manhattan!) I intend to try one soon for another D.I.Y. or Die. They don’t seem too difficult (as Amy says in the book, she is nothing if not clinically simple…)  She offers a lot of advice, all of funny and most of it sound (“Never try to outdress the hostess unless you are the guest of honor, or a transvestite.”). It’s the perfect hostess book…nowhere else will you find recipes for cupcakes and spanakopita alongside tips on how to get the alcoholics out of your home before they start throwing up on all your furniture. I’ve got a copy and given several to friends.

And now there’s one about CRAFTS! From the same website as above, a synopsis:

You will discover how to make popular crafts, such as: crab-claw roach clips, tinfoil balls, and crepe-paper moccasins, and learn how to: get inspired (Spend time at a Renaissance Fair; Buy fruit, let it get old, and see what shapes it turns into); remember which kind of glue to use with which material (Tacky with Furry, Gummy with Gritty, Paste with Prickly, and always Gloppy with Sandy); create your own craft room and avoid the most common crafting accidents (sawdust fires, feather asphyxia, pine cone lodged in throat); and cook your own edible crafts, from a Crafty Candle Salad to Sugar Skulls, and many more recipes.

I, for one, am quite excited! Break out that glue gun and pour me a drink! 🙂

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What’s in a name? Plenty if you are talking about sequential art. I get this a lot:

“You’re reading COMICS?!?! Aren’t those for kids?”
“They’re not comics! They’re graphic novels!”
“Oh, okay!”

I don’t really know what the difference between a comic book and a graphic novel is, other than size and format, but apparently if you say something with enough conviction people will believe it is so. Having said that, I love the stuff.I’m not a superhero loving, slap-it-onto-a- backing-board-wrap-it-in-mylar collector. I just really love reading comics. Graphic novels. Whatever. There’s something out there for everyone in this genre and all you have to do is keep an open mind and look around.

Here, some of my favorites.

ps. For this post, I am leaving out the manga, the alternative super heroes and the more esoteric titles, all of which I read and love. Those are for another day. Here I tried to concentrate on titles most accessible to everyone.


by Andi Watson

I love Andi Watson and hope to one day read everything he has ever written. These three are particular favorites. They’re stories about ordinary people just trying to deal with what life throws them, whether it be unemployment, an unexpected romance at the office, or  of the art of letting go (of things, of people, of whatever).   Watson understands it all so well and tells it in such a beautifully simple way. Plus I really love his drawing style. These books are like little movies that you can finish over a cup of coffee.

CASTLE WAITING by Linda Medley

This was out of print for quite some time before it finally got rereleased in a thick hardcover edition. Buy your own, I’m never lending mine out.   It’s about an enchanted castle, and the creatures that inhabit it, and about a girl seeking sanctuary. It’s got fairies,pixies,talking animals and a religious order of bearded ladies…it’s completely magical and completely real. It’s so well-told and it’s funny and very wise. It’s simple enough for a 9-year-old to enjoy and complex enough for adults to savor. Just read it. Trust me!
(note: “Castle Waiting” is the only book on this list suitable for children. comics are for kids? pshaw!)
DEATH: The High Cost of Living and DEATH: The Time of Your Life
by Neil Gaiman
Neil Gaiman is an amazing writer and Death is by far his best creation in my mind. She eclipses her brooding brother Dream (aka Gaiman’s enormously popular Sandman) and all the other immortals in her family because she is just so gosh-darned cool. Doing away with all that grim reaper nonsense, Gaiman’s Death is a young girl who becomes mortal once a century  that she may better understand the lives of those she takes. She is not something (or someone) to fear. She’s beautiful and friendly and seems to have a real zest for life, and somehow it makes perfect sense that it is her job to take people when it is time to die.  These books were my introduction to the world of Gaiman. I’ve been quite the fan ever since but these remain my favorites.
BLANKETS by Craig Thompson
This hefty book is impossible to read in bed, but I can’t imagine removing a  single word. It’s a memoir and it follows Thompson’s struggle growing up in a strict, fundamentalist Christian household, his first love and, ultimately, his first heartbreak. It’s poignant and it’s bittersweet and you kind of grow up with Craig as you read the book. You might even find yourself pondering questions about faith (or the lack thereof).
Now that I’ve started, I can’t quite seem to stop. There are at least a dozen other titles in my head! But let’s leave this list short and sweet for the meantime and avoid sensory overload. More graphic novel posts in the future. In the meantime, I’m going to go read me some comic books! 😉

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